Aug
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You know how Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett died on the same day. They also have another thing in common.
You know how Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett died on the same day. They also have another thing in common.
Farrah Fawcett was into Majors. (she was married to Lee Majors) while Michael Jackson was into Minors.
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What do Michael Jackson and Wal-Mart have in common?
They both have little boys’ pants half-off.
I’ll tell my jokes in a few seconds.
Just think about this. Everyone is all flipped out because we are making Michael Jackson Jokes. But if Michael was not such a freak or had those pedophile legal troubles, we’d not have things to joke about.
I mean I never heard any John Lennon jokes after he died. The way Michael lived life brung on the jokes.
Okay here we go…
Why does Caviar and Michael Jackson have in common?
When you find one, there are always little crackers nearby !!!
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Why were the paramedics at Michael Jackson’s house so long?
They were trying to get the color back into his face !!!
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Why was Michael Jackson spotted at K-mart ?
He heard little boys pants were half off that weekend !!!
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What is 7 + 50 + 9 ?
A ********* at Michael Jackson’s house !!!
These are just jokes, no offence to poor MJ.
Michael Jackson is being recycled into plastic cups so little kids can get their mouths around his rim again.
How do you know when MJ is having a party?
When there are lots of tricycles parked in his driveway.
contrary to popular belief, Michael Jackson did not die of a heart attack, he was found in the childrens hospital having a ’stroke’ .
Farrah Fawcett died and went up to Heaven.
God said she could wish for anything she wanted, because he was such a huge fan
Farrah said, “I wish that all the children on earth would be safe”
So God killed Michael Jackson
I think it is a funny joke! But it’s still sad about MJ. RIP
what do michael jackson ndd a tv have a in common
a 3 year old can turn them on lol
farrah fawcett died and went to heaven and at the gates, saint anthony granted her 1 wish. she wish was that all the children of the world would be safe, and then mj died!
They wanted to cremate Michael Jackson but found out he was 90% plastic. So they melted him down to legos. Now all the little boys have the chance to play with him.
What were Michael Jackson’s last words?
“Quick, somebody get me to the children’s hospital!”
Michael Jackson died of food poisoning … He ate a 7 year old wiener
Farrah Fawcet died and when she got to heaven God gave her 1 wish, she wished all the children in the world would be safe, 3 hours later Michael Jackson died.
THESE ARE GOOD ONES MUST READ!!!!!!!!!!!! =)
because m.j is 99% plastic he will melt and turn into legos so kids can play with him for once.
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mcdonalds is going to make a hamburger about him… 50 year old meat between 2 10 year old buns
Farra Faecett’s wish came true when she wished for all the kids to be safe, so god took michael jackson…
Honestly I have tried to write what I am trying to say in so many ways that I give up and hope that I’ve written it approprietly.
The speculation, rumors and accusations that have arisen over the years have been one sided and extremly hurtful towards Michael. You cannot just agree with the media because they say it is true, the world should know better than that. Let me ask you something, were you there?, did you meet Michael?
It is so unfair what Michael went through when all he was doing was opening his heart to children and trying to change the world. We all loved him and as soon as all these rumors came about we turned our back on him, and Michael and his family had to go through the shame and humiliation of these lies for many years.
I understand you may not agree with Michaels choices in life but he didn’t force you to like him, and it is just horrible that you are making jokes about firstly a person that has firstly just died and secondly a person who isn’t here to defend themselves. You are all cowards and I hope karma comes to all of you.
For a moment just think if all this was happening to your mother or someone you loved, how angry and upset it would make you. And then think about people who are going around making jokes about her. I don’t care if you are a coldhearted, cruel person but the rest of the world is grieving for a man we loved. Let him die with dignity and grace, because he would do the same for you.
RIP MIchael, i love you with all my heart.
My respect and condolence for the Jackson family, fans and friends.